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UCC - Matcha Latte

Despite having 17g of added sugar, it tastes significantly less sweet than a matcha milk tea. Very strong grassy flavor.
UCC - Kona

THE coffee. Drank it for two months straight. Less milky than the original UCC coffee. I don't know what the artificial flavoring is supposed to taste like, but I do know I love it.
UCC - coffee with milk

the can is noticably heavier than all of my other cans. love the weight of it.
Lee's - ca phe sua

strong black coffee.
matcha love energy - japanese matcha + green tea

tastes like matcha and green tea.
pokka - milk coffee gold

the only can of pokka i've had that didn't have that zero sugar taste.
pokka - cappuccino

it's got nothing going for it.
treehouse - monochrome

had to double-triple check that this was a can of coffee coffe and not, say, coffee stout (or some beer coffee combo). apparently, this brewery also has a coffee business. pretty strong; noticably more caffeine than any of the canned coffees i've had.
highlands coffee - ca phe sua

indistinguishable from any other canned coffee with milk.
la colombe - caramel

convinced me that caramel and coffee can go together. (i usually hate caramel in drinks. something about it is too sweet for me). my go-to coffee from 7/11.
la colombe - triple

there's nothing wrong with it.
la colombe - caramel latte

7/11 stopped stocking la colombe for a few weeks. all hope is lost, i decided. little did i know that i'd be seeing a new design for the can. folks, this is the "official coffee partner for US soccer."
la colombe - vanilla oatmilk

when my amazon order was short free shipping by a dollar, i added the cheapest can of coffee i could find. little did i know i'd receive a dozen cans of this mediocre offense to la colombe for a whopping $2.50
starbucks - espresso and cream

acceptable substitute for la colombe.
mr brown - iced coffee

nothing wrong with it. nothing right either.
assam - strawberry milk tea

for a milk tea, the texture is so thin that it seems off-kilter. is something wrong with it? the taste is fine, it's only $1, it's fine, but it alienates the drinker.
bing - black

slight zero sugar energy drink taste.
honey bee brand - basil seed drink

it's like the flavor of a honeydew or banana milk tea, accompanied by chia seeds. deliciou. also, the can has the same weight as the UCC cans...interesting...
cove - cream soda

honestly not bad. only the very very very subtle zero sugar taste clues you into the fact that it's healthy.
agua de kefir - peach pina

genuinely good. it's got the tanginess of kefir without the thick milkiness. flavor-wise, the pina part was lacking, but the peach was definitely there.
tip top - mai tai

the lime is there; i can sense, but not taste, the flavor which rounds this out is the rum. there is nothing wrong with it. i'm glad i ignored the suggestion to have it with ice----had i not chugged it (quick way to get tipsy on an empty stomach?), i may not have drunk much of it.
taiwan beer - mango

love it. love it. love it. the perfect ratio of sweet mango-ness to beer-y bitterness. i've had their lychee variation too; solidly meh. paled in comparison to mango.