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UCC - Matcha Latte

Despite having 17g of added sugar, it tastes significantly less sweet than a matcha milk tea. Very strong grassy flavor.
UCC - Kona

THE coffee. Drank it for two months straight. Less milky than the original UCC coffee. I don't know what the artificial flavoring is supposed to taste like, but I do know I love it.
UCC - coffee with milk

the can is noticably heavier than all of my other cans. love the weight of it.
Lee's - ca phe sua

strong black coffee.
matcha love energy - japanese matcha + green tea

tastes like matcha and green tea.
pokka - milk coffee gold

the only can of pokka i've had that didn't have that zero sugar taste.
pokka - cappuccino

it's got nothing going for it.
pokka - milk coffee

i've got nothing to say about it.
treehouse - monochrome

had to double-triple check that this was a can of coffee coffe and not, say, coffee stout (or some beer coffee combo). apparently, this brewery also has a coffee business. pretty strong; noticably more caffeine than any of the canned coffees i've had.
highlands coffee - ca phe sua

indistinguishable from any other canned coffee with milk.
la colombe - caramel

convinced me that caramel and coffee can go together. (i usually hate caramel in drinks. something about it is too sweet for me). my go-to coffee from 7/11.
la colombe - triple

there's nothing wrong with it.
la colombe - caramel latte

7/11 stopped stocking la colombe for a few weeks. all hope is lost, i decided. little did i know that i'd be seeing a new design for the can. folks, this is the "official coffee partner for US soccer."
la colombe - vanilla oatmilk

when my amazon order was short free shipping by a dollar, i added the cheapest can of coffee i could find. little did i know i'd receive a dozen cans of this mediocre offense to la colombe for a whopping $2.50
la colombe - vanilla

remember how i thought the vanilla oatmilk was offensive? turns out the regular vanilla is just as offensive. i regret purchasing this. maybe i don't like vanilla as much as i thought i did.
pop and bottle - caramel cold brew

do not purchase. i bought this because i did not read the entire lable. "caramel cold brew" would be a'ight, if not for the unacceptable addition of "lion's mane and reishi." careful about mushrooms and coffee. funnily enough, i have had a mushroom coffee before that tasted fine, but this? this was awful. i dumped half of it.
starbucks - espresso and cream

acceptable substitute for la colombe.
la colombe - strawberry mocha latte

heavy on the strawberry, light on the mocha, a bit sweet but otherwise okay.
la colombe - smores

holy shit. it's smokey, chocolate-y, graham-cracker-y, and exactly what you smell and taste when making smores. a+ coffee.
costa - signature

it's coffee. disregard.
loco coffee co - churro oat milk latte

the most disgusting coffee which has ever graced my mouth---nay, the most disgusting beverage! the churro flavor would be fine, if it was 10x less prominent.
loco coffee co - black

i would rather drink dunkin's coffee black than this. the target audience is people who have decided they want coffee without sugar, NOT for people who have thoughts about the taste of coffee.
mr brown - iced coffee

nothing wrong with it. nothing right either.
assam - strawberry milk tea

for a milk tea, the texture is so thin that it seems off-kilter. is something wrong with it? the taste is fine, it's only $1, it's fine, but it alienates the drinker.
honey bee - thai tea drink

definitely thai tea.
flrt - guava lava

no lava, definitely guava. pretty comparable to celsius.
bing - black

slight zero sugar energy drink taste.
honey bee brand - basil seed drink

it's like the flavor of a honeydew or banana milk tea, accompanied by chia seeds. deliciou. also, the can has the same weight as the UCC cans...interesting...
cove - cream soda

honestly not bad. only the very very very subtle zero sugar taste clues you into the fact that it's healthy.
agua de kefir - peach pina

genuinely good. it's got the tanginess of kefir without the thick milkiness. flavor-wise, the pina part was lacking, but the peach was definitely there.
tas - mangosteen

watermelon-adjacent?
jenji boba tea - matcha latte with coco jelly

the back says that coco jelly has less sugar than boba. yet there were still 47g of added sugar. 'twas okay, a little sweet, and i'd not buy it again.
tip top - mai tai

the lime is there; i can sense, but not taste, the flavor which rounds this out is the rum. there is nothing wrong with it. i'm glad i ignored the suggestion to have it with ice----had i not chugged it (quick way to get tipsy on an empty stomach?), i may not have drunk much of it.
taiwan beer - mango

love it. love it. love it. the perfect ratio of sweet mango-ness to beer-y bitterness. i've had their lychee variation too; solidly meh. paled in comparison to mango.
dorchester brewing co. - vietnamese iced coffee

the peak of coffee. the bitterness of hops brings out the good bitterness in the coffee, while that sweet sweet coffee is balanced out by the beer. loved it.